Cracked Polystyrene Man

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

hello

heya guys and not so guyish ppl.... i will be moving my blog to http://13november.multiply.com/, gonna try it out for a while, cos i think its easier to post pics. anyway i will be posting some pics of my prison stay soon on the new webby. that if the prison guards allow me.

muahahahahhaha

Monday, November 07, 2005

intelligence report

i just sprained my ankle last monday, so walking is such a pain... i finally know what it feels like to be old. anyway i sprained it while playing basketball. jumped for the rebound and landed on someones foot. the whole leg twisted to the left and "prak!!!". ouch.......
somemore. i take 3 day mc and i have to deduct 260$ from my allowance, which is i think something very fucked up. no wonder no body want to take mc here.... ppl rather take off when they sick.

it has been Hari Raya Holiday since Friday, i been essentially staying in camp, planning to save money, as the next pay day is so long away. i keep myself occupied with sleeping, eating, watching tv, reading newspaper, smoking, doing my laundry, and duty.

but during this holiday, i went out (futher than the aman shopping complex) twice...both to the airport. and during these trips to the airport i went along the way to the chief of brunei airforce's house to drop of something, the commander's friend's (who is very big fuck) house. i notice that brunei ppl have very big houses, and many cars. each house has at least 3 cars. and richer ppl have 6 cars..including a merc or a sports car.
i also went past the istana.. wich is having an open house now, and dammmm....it is bigggggg!!!!!
so dammm big, the gate itself is like 4 storey's tall and 50 meters of gold plated grill. the chief of airforce himself has i counted 3 maids and a butler.
tomorow back to work, so sian....at least time pass faster when i work.

63 more days to go then i can go home

Thursday, October 20, 2005

tomoro is holiday!

tomoro is a brunei boliday! i heard its when the Koran first landed on earth or somehing. but anyway, a holiday is a holiday.
today, standard rain at 5pm...like normal. so sian... life run become static pt! i hate static pt. i cant even do 5 diamond push up! wan me do 3 set of 20! xiao!!!.....the stupid staff sg crazy one .thank god for mutu the barber.... imagine a haidcut, head, back and neck rub, wash hair for only 4 dollar! damm worth it! i think i got a new bad habit.. cut hair.
if u guys like to know when i can come back, i think its Febuary, SUX!!!! cos gotta wait 3 months from arival to be able to go back..... at least can go back total of 3 times not like thailand or taiwan.
tomorow holiday... i donno wat to do leh....
saturday is guard duty day! fux man... next month got 8 duty, and its the norm... somemore its the draw arms prowling type. but i find it better than last time duty... cos got bed can sleep better. and only bad thing is gotta stand for 4 hrs with webbing and rifle at least its beret and not helmet
and finally i get my lan jiao ping title of LCP.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

lancer

i am now in lancer, first impression is that its just another ordinary camp. but got air con bunk, pool table, baketball court! wah... actually quite shiok here. only that i already feeling bored.
the cookhouse is probably to die for.... i would actually pay for the food they serve for free. canteen is legendary, and merokok is damm cheap.
air con bunk damm cold, so i just bought a futton or watever u call it. now i working as registry,... finally a real clerk job. but i think i gotta get used to my work, cos i don't think im good at paperwork. i dont have any OA, actually the entire camp only got 2 OA one for the colnel and one for comsend.
anyway, i just got a lancer sim card.... next thing i gonna buy is ps2 and a tv. gotta remit more money next month though.
people here not bad lah. but problem , my chief like to talk malay, so got comm problem
till next time...

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Onward

i
will be leaving for Lancer on the 13th of October 2005.
Feels like first day of school
like enlistment day
that strange feeling
i think everyone gets it some point in their life
that feeling of impending doom..
or is it really?

This might be what dying feels like.
Can Death be considered as moving on?

moving on is hard
But it is something i must do.

Friday, September 16, 2005

i have no more wisdom

i lost my wisdom!!!......tooth. actually 2 of them. one top right, and one bottom left. pull them both out in one sitting, when i was down with a flu. actually, i wanted to postpone my extraction due to my flu, but the dentist( my cousin ) say its ok, as long as i can breathe through my nose.
i never knew my cousin is so violent.... she like a human jackhammer! using brute force to push my teeth out. pure fucking torture i tell u.

anyway you might be wondering why i pulled out two teeth at once , as it would be better to pull out one by one... as i can get double mc. but i want to get it over with, and can quickly clear my dental FFI which is the last thing stopping me from getting posted overseas.

so.... im now enjoying my 8 day mc....nice to have a break after so long. feels just like poly school holidays.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Captain's log, stardate 08092005-1859

i estimate that its been 3 weeks since i blogged. since then, i passed my driving test!!! muahahaha!!!! finally i pass, this time scraping past with 18 points. i guess the tester could have failled me easily, as my vertical parking was like shit. but at least i dint do anything stupid like last times.

last week was my birthday, and once i got back on monday, larry gave me 1 extra weekend duty as a present. fuck desmond. he caused it... i will give him my own operation, and give him a year MC when he comes back. out of all Duty doing NSF i was chosen cos i was sitting in front of him. cheese piE!!!!!

yesterday was the CSC graduation, i found it fun, actually. better than staying in camp doing sai kang. sai kang outside is always better. funniest thing is when i was in a bus taking photos with my camera phone and commandant and wife saw me!! he look at me, i salute him, hope he dont mind me taking photos in there otherwise hong kan i got extra!

actually i haben get extra in my ns life... yet. hope i neber get. but now do duty wif shaun! AHHHHHH!!! he go lock up liao... later i better go check the locking up. cos comfirm today got DFO come back.

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